A rather large man with short, greasy hair and a 5 o'clock shadow that runs all the way down his jowly neck approaches. Also, he's wearing a blue dress in the style of a popular female video game character.
"Howdy! The name's Jimbob Dunkleman, I'm a 38 year old truck driver from Indiana... BY DAY! But as you can see by my outfit, by night I am CHIN-SU, expert martial artist competing in a brutal tournament to win enough money for her grandfather's medical expenses. YA-TA!"
He does the karate pose-dance step that Chin-Su is famous for. If all you saw was his shadow, it's pretty accurate.
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