Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Iced Like a Cake

Quinn tries very hard to smile a greeting while encased in ice. He tends to think of Bizarro as a lovable scamp rather than a troublemaker. Also he's starstruck. Yes, even for Bizarro.

(Smiling while frozen is stiff and painful, but possible.)

Jimbob pulls his arms out of the ice like sleeves, and into his own body. Then he pushes forward on just the ice in front of his chest with both arms, trying to break through.

KRISSH! The ice falls down and breaks.

The Flash was already saying,

"Oh great. Bizzaro! Hey Bizzaro!

Me am no afraid of you! Me am never going to run away from you, because you am worst hero of all time! Me am going to stand right here and fight you and never use super-slowness to take what you hate and put it into middle of ocean"

Greg then zips off in a blaze of crackling red energy in a straight light, and then hides.

Bizarro smacks his head with his palm.

"Oh yes! Thing I love is gone?" He opens his fist, looking at the pulsating item therein. It looks like a golden capital A, but upside-down it would look a lot like a trident.

"THERE it am not! Me was told not to give it to Scarecrow, so me definitely not going to do that!"

Bizarro leaves the ground suddenly, scans around with visible waves of super-vision, and lands on the rooftop where the Batman villain, the Scarecrow, lies wrapped halfway around his own jaw.

"Hey, Scarecrow! Bizarro am no scared of you! Also, here, don't take the thing secret master whose name is Libra and whose address is 174 Estate Way in Flint, Michigan said not to give you!"

6 comments:

  1. Quinn struggles against the ice. Can he break it with his newfound strength?

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  2. Ian has no idea if Bizarro can see him or not, but he changes into civilian garb and 'appears' from behind some sort of rooftop object nearby.

    "Oh no, Bizarro! Where is Superman? He could be anywhere... well, anywhere except sitting on top of the Daily Planet building patiently waiting for Chinese Take-Out. We know he's not there doing that, but he could be anywhere doing anything else!"

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    1. "Goodbye, Rooftop Man! Me am Bizarro. Give me your Chinese take-out."

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    2. "Um, goodbye! I'll... go check on your order and see what the hold-up is. D-Do you want extra fortune cookies?" Ian walks over to pick up both the Scarecrow and the (Aquaman?) icon, then hops over the side, using his flight ability to float safely to the ground.

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    3. JimBob, seeing an apparent civilian fall helplessly off the roof of a building, stretches his arms all the way over to him (without moving his legs) to catch him.

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  3. Watching the visible rays from Bizarro scanning the city, Flash tracks his movements and follows at the blink of an eye. When Bizarro lands on the top of the building, Flash zips up and hides behind some of the roof structure. When he hears Bizarro give an address, Flash types it in his google maps app on his phone to get directions, and even though the ETA is several hours, Flash is there in just a few moments.

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